Summary

One in this series of sketch comedy programs starring Bob Odenkirk and David Cross. In this episode, the nation is transfixed by "The Chase of the Chaste," the low-speed police chase of the Pope in the wake of a bloody murder that bears a striking resemblance to the O.J. Simpson affair; a tone-deaf boy takes guitar lessons at Nil's Guitar School, where he is humored by the Heavy Metal instructors because he suffers from "Imminent Death Syndrome"; the Pope is tried in the "Trial of the Millennium"; performance artist Spank unsuccessfully attempts to defecate on the American flag as the finale of his act; the rustic "expert truck" delivers experts on various topics to talk shows and trials; the nation's founding fathers design the American flag in such away that it can't be defecated upon; and a grossly ignorant slob gets a job at the Museum of History because he suffers from IDS.